She's Got a Great Sense of Smell

A few days ago as I was cooking dinner --

Three-year-old Z: Mmmm. I smell something good.

Me: What is it?

Three-year-old Z: Mmmm. I smell macaroni and cheese.

Three-year-old K: Mmmm. I smell something too.

Me: What is it?

Three-year-old K: It's bracelets!!!


Should I be worried?

The Hazards of Three-Year-Olds' Haircuts

Tonight as I was helping Baby K with the potty --

Me: What are you doing Z?

Baby Z: Picking up brains off the step stool.

Me: What? That doesn't sound right. Say again.

Baby Z: I'm picking up brains of the step stool.

Me: What?!

Baby Z: I'm picking up brains of the step stool!

Me: Oh, bangs! You're picking up bangs off the step stool, Honey.