Thursday, January 24, 2008

Ear Infection Number Five

Dear Daddy,

As we are not feeling all glittery and sparkling in our sore-throated-runny-nosed-croupy-coughing-over-tired existence today, we, The Wonder Twins (as we shall herein be referred to), have determined it is appropriate to issue the following demands:

Someone must bring us the following before midnight, or there will be no sleep tonight:

1) The biggest jug of Martinelli’s apple juice in the county. Don’t screw with us. We’ll know. You know how we like it. Straight up. No chaser.
2) Johnson’s Head-to-Toe Baby Wash, unscented, the good stuff, man. The doc says this will help our oozing eyes. We intend to use it to make a slip-n-slide in the kitchen.
3) Dry erase markers and an eraser. Mommy thinks it’s so she can keep track of when she has given us which medicine, but we’re going to use them to decorate her with tribal tattoos once she’s asleep. The eraser is for her headdress.
4) More organic whole milk. We’re not going to drink it. We just want to watch you and mommy squirm every time you pour a warm cup of that $7 per gallon creamy goodness down the drain.

Babies Rule!

Sincerely,
The Wonder Twins

3 comments:

Countess said...

Bless you all. We've all had bronchitis or something similar for 2 weeks now. Mine has moved into my left ear, rendering me deaf and in pain. May we all have healing soon.

One suggestion - buy regular milk and put it in the $7 container?

Marine Wife said...

Oh, poor babies! And poor Mommy! I hope everyone is feeling better soon!

Shannon said...

Countess, thank you. Hope you are all feeling better. Thanks for the milk suggestion. :) Considering their boycott of milk of any kind, I might as well.

Marine Wife, thank you. They are doing better. Now I have it. blah